Quit Staring At My Boobs!

For all you perverts out there, find a mithra or female hume wearing a Scorpion Harness...aka the Yokochichi armor (In Japanese, yoko is side and chichi is slang for boob). And position yourself to the left or right of her. Zoom in. Oh snap, side boob action! Take pictars!

Okay then, now that all the pervs are preoccupied for the next couple of hours let's talk about about being /check'd.

"Hornytoad examines you." That's the text you see when some curious player wants to check out your goods. No, I'm not talking about your side boob action. Perhaps, you don't want them checking you for any reason. Gimp armor? Underleveled sub job? While AFK in Whitegate, you don't want people to know that the Shellbuster you're holding isn't really a Kraken Club?

Whichever the case, I'm not going to question your reasons. Here's what you'll need to stave off the pervs and voyeurs:

1. Take a Windower self defense class.
   
2. Carry around a spray can of Autoexec mace.
   
3. Include the following line in your Autoexec.xml file: <import>Examined.xml</import>
   
4. Create an Examined.xml file with the following content:
   <?xml version="1.0" ?>
   <autoexec>
   
   <!-- Actions upon being examined -->
   
   <register event="examined_*">input /equip head; wait 1; input /equip head "Eyepatch"</register>
   
   </autoexec>

The above will make you blink and cause the would-be checker to close your equipment screen. Woohoo!

Suppose there are certain people that shared with you their interest in tentacle hentai porn and adding them to your blacklist wasn't enough. You want to take specific action if these particular people /check you. Here's what you can do. Add the following line(s) above the "examined_*" line of the Examined.xml file:

<register event="examined_Tentacleman">input /slap Tentacleman</register>
<register event="examined_Hentaiwarier">input /tell Hentaiwarier GO F URSELF!</register>

Okay, I think you get the idea of what you can do. Remember female humes and mithra, put on your pants and don't equip the Yokochichi while AFK...unless you mean to do that on purpose, then you're probably the type that has a tramp stamp tattoo on your lower backside with your thong gratuitously showing above your low-rise jeans. Classy! Like me!