Celestial Cockblocking 2009

This may be a little late, but I just started to do the Celestial Nights 2009 event. There are a couple of guides that do a detailed job on how to participate in the event.

If you're lazy like me and don't wanna read all the descriptions and guides, here's my lazy ass guide for you lazy ass people. So let's get to the poppycockery!

Bottom line
You want free crap for you mog house and a pimp robe.
What you have to do
Be the princess' wingman. Cockblock the prince.

1. Follow the couple around like a third wheel. Listen to their cheesy banter and throwup in a bucket.
   
2. Since the princess has no game, you'll have to /wave at the floozies to distract them. The tramp will face you. Position yourself so that she's not looking at the couple as they walk by.
   
3. If the tramp still manages to get the prince's attention, it's time to get serious. /slap the prince until he weeps like a lost dog and moves on.
   
4. If all goes well, follow them to the end. Talk to the shameless and gameless princess for your reward. Keep doing it till you get the items you want.
   

If you're a guy, this may feel unnatural for you. If you're a girl, you may not even need to read this guide since it already comes natural for you.

Once you're done, pat yourself on the back. Congratulations, you are an excellent wingman/cockblocker! Depending on your gender, writhe in shame or bask in glory.