So you've just finished exp'ing with some LS mates and you still have your second 3-hour Jack-o-lantern active from your Valkurm Dunes party. Unfortunately, it's time get ready for Dynamis or some Nyzul action and they need you as BLM or RDM! Oh noes, you can not eats teh cookiez!
Forget heading to Lower Jeuno to get your food removed. Don't bother buying some antacids from the AH. Only cowards do that! Wanna get rid of that food in your tummy? Bulimia is for cowards. Just go die! Here are some quick ways to do so:
Easy Peasy
- Change to a level 1 job that you refuse to level. Go out to Rolanberry Fields, Wajaom Woodlands, etc. and say hello to a monster...with your face! Die. Blood warp. Done!
- Put up your dukes versus a Colibri and keep smacking it around until it disgustingly takes away your food. I wish I had that Snatch Morsel job ability in real life. I would hang out at the ice cream parlor all dang day.
- Change to your NIN/WHM. Cast reraise and use Mijin Gakure on a spider. Done. By the time you unweaken, you'll already be halfway moving over your SAM tp/haste/ws gear. Unfortunately, you won't have your 2HR ability immediately available, but now you can tell your Dynamis shell you can't go as BRD because you used up your 2HR already. Yay!
- If one of your exp statics suckered you into leveling your WHM all the way to 75, you can cast Reraise III and then go get faceraped by a flock of colibri and spiders.
- For those of you that like make things complicated, I guess you can also get a retrace back to the Shadowreign era and die in a campaign battle. Don't forget your Allied Tags!
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